TY - SER AU - Williams, Gluyas, TI - Of All Things AV - PS PY - 2011/// PB - Project Gutenberg, KW - Essays KW - American wit and humor N1 - Preface -- The social life of the newt -- "Coffee, megg and ilk, please" -- When genius remained your humble servant -- The tortures of weekend visiting -- Gardening notes -- Lesson number one -- Thoughts on fuel saving -- Not according to Hoyle -- From nine to five -- Turning over a new ledger leaf -- A piece of roast beef -- The community masque as a substitute for war -- Call for Mr. Kenworthy! -- Football; courtesy of Mr. Morse -- A little debit in your tonneau -- A romance in encyclopædia land -- The passing of the orthodox paradox -- Shakespeare explained -- The scientific scenario -- The most popular book of the month -- Christmas afternoon -- Hail, vernal equinox!; Public domain in the USA; Text UR - http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/37660 ER -