TY - SER AU - Kaufman, Herbert, TI - The Clock that Had no Hands : : AV - HF PY - 2009/// PB - Project Gutenberg, KW - Advertising N1 - The clock that had no hands -- The cannon that modernized Japan -- The tailor who paid too much -- The man who retreats before his defeat -- The dollar that can't be spent -- The pass of Thermopylae -- The perambulating showcase -- How Alexander untied the knot -- If it fits you, wear this cap -- You must irrigate your neighborhood -- Cato's follow-up system -- How to write retail advertising copy -- The difference between amusing and convincing -- Some don'ts when you do advertise -- The doctor whose patients hang on -- The horse that drew the load -- The cellar hole and the sewer hole -- The neighborhood of your advertising -- The mistake of the big steak -- The omelette soufflé; Public domain in the USA; Text UR - http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/29562 ER -